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1. "I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids." -Andy Richter 2. "You know what it's like having a fourth kid? Imagine you're drowning, then someone hands you a baby." -Jim Gaffigan 3. "A father carries pictures where his money used to be." -Steve Martin 4.
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" The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. " ( Tim Russert ) " The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children" ( Clarence Darrow ) Funny Dad Quotes " Me and my dad used to play tag. He'd drive. " ( Rodney Dangerfield )
140 Funny Dad Quotes with Images Fathering Magazine
Nothing you can do can scare me. I raised three daughters/sons. Dad jokes are how I keep from crying. I worked hard to get this dad bod. My boss calls me dad. Don't touch my car, my beer, or my daughter. Quick Tip Want to really make him laugh? Incorporate a funny story that's specific to your family.
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"I used to think I was in control of my life. Then I became a dad and realized my kids are the ones running the show." "I never knew how much patience I had until I became a dad. Now, I have the patience of a saint… most of the time." "Being a dad is like being a stand-up comedian.
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85. " [My father] has always provided me a safe place to land and a hard place from which to launch.". — Chelsea Clinton. 86. " [Fatherhood is] the greatest thing that could ever happen.
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Dad: the one who always has your back, no matter what. A good father is worth more than gold. Dad: the legend whose love and wisdom lives on in his children. A father's love is the greatest legacy he can leave. Dad: the king of dad jokes and bad puns. Dad: the one who teaches us how to be strong, yet gentle.
140 Funny Dad Quotes with Images Fathering Magazine (2022)
He has already gotten a ton of funny dad quotes to choose from, and we've picked out the best ones. Keep on scrolling to check the good advice that these funny dads had given, and don't forget to vote for your favorites! (Cover image: ainsweeeee) #1. lilhannahs Report. Final score:
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1. "I think back to the day I drove Michelle and a newborn Malia home from the hospital nearly 13 years ago—crawling along, miles under the speed limit, feeling the weight of my daughter's future.
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Funny Quotes. 1. "I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." —Mitch Hedberg. 2. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This.
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by Hazel Edison April 11, 2023 8 min read Father's Day is coming and you don't know how to send a message to Dad. Refer to 62 Funny Father's Day quotes below right now. Dad always loves his children unconditionally, but it seems that the feelings between father and children seem less close and harder to express.
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These funny Father's Day quotes are a bit witty, silly, and totally relatable. This quote by Jimmy Kimmel is a great example: "I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps.". Others are those you can use to poke fun at your dad! Like this quote by Jerry Seinfeld: "You can tell what was the best.
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— Dave Attell. Dads are still our superheroes though—and they deserve a thoughtful gift on Father's Day. RD.com "I gave my father $100 and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your.
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They are the best. Non-stop laughs (except when they're whining) and an endless source of meme fodder," he said. "For real, they are so much smarter, funnier, and generally more well-balanced than I will ever be." "A good dad does the best he can to improve things for his kids, his family, and the community.
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Quote #1 "I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof." Rodney Dangerfield Quote #2 "You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out." Jerry Seinfeld Quote #3
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1. My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan 2. Dad is a big Pokemon Go player. Once, while folding clothes, he exclaimed "Alright, I caught all the laundrymon". 3. You have to be adaptable because they consistently keep changing.
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He may not wear a cape but… "Dad is, and always will be, my living, breathing superhero." -Bindi Irwin, daughter of the late Steve Irwin . Crocodile hunter Steve Irwin was taken too young, but.